I say this 20 times a tournament, but that from Santokie was one of the best catches I've ever seen

@skdseether The Big Show OnlyFoolsGamble there's only one big dave

sounds clean x.com/seaningle/stat…

Good to see Pete Townsend's taking time out from researching that book to play Glastonbury. Must be coming out any day now.

@robidoo99 all bans and testing are pointless, just let people take what they want, it happens regardless

@robidoo99 still just a lottery, a few get caught and punished, 99% get away with it

@robidoo99 harsher bans certainly better than the current system, just don't think it would put many off

Not long until the twitter world turns into tennis experts

250 partnership for Bairstow and Bresnan, still going

Eoin Morgan duck today, maybe score some runs before looking for a Test return

So Liam Broady is going to be that Brit that no-one can name in 3 months time

Jimmy Wallbridge I've enjoyed people going "Kevin who?!?!" in response to an England team playing exactly as he's always wanted them to.

There is an Olly Murs tribute band playing here next week. That is correct. An Olly Murs tribute band.

"Laura Robson isn't seeded and has to play on court 3. It's disgusting" (Today's Wimbledon Idiot on my flight today)

At Gatwick. Apparently children are not permitted to ride on the baggage trolleys. Didn't say anything about adults though.

Queue of literally 10 million people at the easyJet bag drop

Not sure which is more orange. The easyJet sign or the average colour of the people queuing.

One fat orange girl has gone for a bright orange dress. All credit to her for getting into the easyJet spirit

Advantage of being at the back of the queue of 500. At the front of the new queue they just opened. Orange people seething.

@skdseether The Big Show done as well as anyone could with a team full of Leicester rejects