They keep interviewing these athletes like they flipping care. Lol. #NBA #NFL

A stranger flicked me off this morning. #ThisIsCLE

We all know the phrase, "always acting like their shit don't stink". • But you never hear, "always acting like their shit is the stinkiest". • Personally, I'd prefer the later. Lol • Be like, "Yeah that's right -- I've got stinkier shit than you. The stinkiest." #perspective

*man streaming at local bar* "I HAVE THE STINKIEST SHIT!" 〰️ #previoustweet

Nothing like a quite home, floor hangs, and noodles.

this Chinese four generations meme is so wholesome omg

Thank you Cleveland Magazine and thank you Cleveland fans for the support of the tribe, me and my little hippie family ✌️🌞

Chipotle was very "meh" today. #FirstWorldProblems

It's a big wall, Ben. ~ #Jk #Idrc

Did #JimmyBuffett just do a "mic drop" after the #nationalanthem ❔❓ Uhhh...🤔 #NFCChampionshipGame

It's a Stevie Wonder kind of Monday! ☀️😎🎧🎶

Anyone else been watching The Ted Bundy Tapes lately? Here's that new new. I'm calling it "Foolish". • Side note, that Martin Guitar was feelin' prit-Tee noice for only $899.99 🤔😅… instagram.com/p/BvpfTA1nKIZ/…

I love using the word "beverage" in public. #RonBurgundy

Life is fleeting.

"Water has weight..." Thank you, CNN for the insightful update. #NotreDameCathedralFire

Today has been one of the most stressful days of my life.

Come tomorrow (12:01AM tonight to be exact) I will officially have music available on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, etc. etc. for ALL to listen, enjoy, and if they so desire, share. ❤️

Never judge a book by its cover. (Read the back first at least.)

I'm drinkin' bourbon. I'm drinkin' scotch. I'm drinkin' beer.

I can't find my pants