Are Glastonbury windscreen stickers really so difficult to remove, or are these half-hearted attempts just shy-bragging? #Glastonbury

No mention of the Fab Four? #r4today

Visiting old friends who now have children. My latest for Surbiton's The Good Life.

If there is more life on a kids nit comb than a garden, we need Government to step in and end the trend. Please sign to ban domestic use of Plastic Grass petition.parliament.uk/petitions/7160…

Best pub toilets in Surbiton! #Wetherspoons #surbiton

Next week in The Times and The Sunday Times: Ladies, would you dare to wear a trouser suit to the office? (What is this? The 1970s?)

If you see someone having a seizure or fit, these 6 simple steps are useful to know. This advice applies to adults only. You may also need to call an ambulance, so it’s important to know when to call 999. More info ➡️ nhs.uk/conditions/wha…

Kingston estate agents trashing the neighbourhoods in which they ply their trade. #estateagent

Another polluting wreck arrives to join the floating squatter camp in Kingston Contact Kingston

It's still early August, and here's the first one I've seen. Very disappointing from The Antelope #surbiton

Reform UK Dame Andrea Jenkyns DBE 🇬🇧 Andrea, you're a true patriot, all wrapped up like a delicious Old English Spangle.

Plastic, because growing a real privet hedge is SO difficult.

Remarkable! The first article written about Surbiton in 50 years that doesn't mention a certain 1970s sitcom. @alicegiddings3| Metro News share.google/9apMQqpSvwnfL5…

Another one from the Surbiton Life series (for The Good Life)

"It's big and it's bland, full of tension and fear. They do it over there, but they don't do it here - Fascism! Turn to the right...etc" (Apologies to David Bowie).

The BBC Radio 4 Today sports presenter asks Jake Whiteman, "How does it feel to listen to that Steve Cram commentary?". I wish they'd ask the listeners how they feel being assailed by loud, hysterical, screaming sports commentators. #r4today BBC Radio 4 Today

Of course a panel of Gen Z students should know that the 1959 hit La Bamba was recorded by Ricky Valance. No wonder Amol gets cross. #universitychallenge