"Red blue red red golden green starlight" -Taylor Swift, 2008 - present

Feeling BORED, gonna go practice my Morse code until something else happens, text it

Ok did I just coin this or did it exist already? Instead of "getting railed/pounded," "getting turned into one of those gum fossils on the sidewalk"

Me: "Norma Rae is on Hulu! We should watch" My roommate: "the Marilyn Monroe movie?"

Listening to HAIM sing about looking up at the ceiling on “I’ve Been Down” while looking up at the ceiling and feeling down

As awful as this pandemic has been, I'm grateful to have had time to finally work through my watch list

Joe Kennedy III really soured What’s Inside: Songs from Waitress for me

Step by step guide for what we all need to do right now!

Are Lorde stans called Landlordes? Ok logging off

My mom just did her birth chart and we have the same moon and rising signs! (Taurus, Capricorn)

Naming my daughter (Socially Distanced Of Course) after my favorite caption to see on Instagram 💖

HUGE day for uvulas

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If you read the third word of my last 441 tweets, you’ll find that I’ve done this with Opposites Attract by Paula Abdul featuring MC Skat Kat

My favorite kind of sentence to write is one that takes five minutes to read and without letters would look like ;;-(...[])--;

Me, dropping an apt reference to The Odyssey at the end of my newsletter that three people will read in full

Hearing Buttons on the radio twice in one day? God wink

Feeling homesick, testing my relationship