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David Carliner

@davidcarliner

"Very handsome" -Vulture (he/him)

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calendar_today28-08-2012 03:45:16

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Ok did I just coin this or did it exist already? Instead of "getting railed/pounded," "getting turned into one of those gum fossils on the sidewalk"

Ok did I just coin this or did it exist already? Instead of "getting railed/pounded," "getting turned into one of those gum fossils on the sidewalk"
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Listening to HAIM sing about looking up at the ceiling on “I’ve Been Down” while looking up at the ceiling and feeling down

Listening to HAIM sing about looking up at the ceiling on “I’ve Been Down” while looking up at the ceiling and feeling down
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If you read the third word of my last 441 tweets, you’ll find that I’ve done this with Opposites Attract by Paula Abdul featuring MC Skat Kat

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My favorite kind of sentence to write is one that takes five minutes to read and without letters would look like ;;-(...[])--;