Honestly goals are finding someone who gets as happy for you as Mrs. Terry did for Coach Saban 🥺

Thanks to all those guys and girls that attended Collin Raye’s debut performance of the #theriffraff last night at 3rd and Lindsley we had a total ball.

The paint on my ‘17 Hyundai USA Santa Fe has begun to chip. Bewildered, I did some research online only to find out that THOUSANDS of owners have had the same problem. What a shame … that Hyundai USA doesn’t make a dependable product.

Yes, Clay Travis and co. made millions on the sale of the Downtown Sporting Club. Good for them. Too bad the masses had to suffer, though … watching this unentertaining fiasco of an idea turn into a giant paper weight for the foreseeable future. Good call, boys.

I got hacked on Instagram a few months ago, the hackers changing my username from “dblackjr” to “_dblackjr_” Instagram is uninterested in helping me. Anybody got any ideas to retrieve my account … without involving other hackers trying to hack me for being hacked?

If the ⁦@HuskerFBNation⁩ isn’t kicking themselves, they should be. They fired Bo Pelini. Yes, fired. What they wouldn’t give for 9 wins a year these days. Oh but that’s right - he was mean. Carry on.

#buyout #GigEm

Listen up, Chick-fil-A, Inc. Judy at the Mt. Juliet, TN location does a great job. Super sweet and very thorough. Give that sweetheart a raise or a foot rub or something. 👏🏻

‘Ol Bobby Hill at Tennessee Football has no clue what this is. Typical of that athletic department and fan base.

Be careful what you wish for, #CFPcommittee You think you’re sick of Alabama Football now? Just wait. #expansion

I was in 1st grade when Graham threw the ball to Crabtree against Texas. Thank you for giving me a chance as a 17 year old. From Wazzu, to Mississippi State I will never forget everything you taught me and the relationship we had. I will see you again someday coach. #RIP

I love Southwest Airlines I do. As a touring musician, I spend a lot of time in their company. But I wish I could buy the remaining 1,100 points needed to achieve A-list status. That or buy the CEO a steak dinner, maybe mow his lawn or something. #soclose

#travolta, wow! Haven’t been THAT moved by something on television in a long time. Whew.

How many public apologies must the hosts of The View make before their employment is terminated? Here’s a fact; if their overall political views were different, they’d have been looking for work a long time ago. Here’s to fifth chances. 🥂

We’ve reached that abysmal period in sports talk radio where football is over, as is March Madness. Baseball’s just started so nobody cares about that … and the NBA playoffs hasn’t started yet. So they talk about the NFL draft 24/7. And that’s stupid. #wjox

So David Pollack is fired but Pat McAfee remains employed? This just in; Suzy Kolber is out, too - being replaced by Paris Hilton / and Dick Vitale is being let go in favor of a homeless man that can juggle. Good call, ESPN.

And now it’s time for your weekly knee jerk reaction by Paul Paul Finebaum - “Nick Saban has coached his finest season.” That’ll hold until six days from now when Bama only beats Kentucky by a touchdown, at which point Saban will be an imbecile. Carry on.

So … I took the kids to see #migration at Regal this afternoon. The movie was scheduled to start at 3:50. I checked my phone when the previews were over and the film started and it was 4:24. Since when does previews last upwards of 40 minutes? Damn.

MUST WATCH!!!! 💥🔥💥🔥 Jelly Roll, aka, Jason DeFord gave POWERFUL testimony on Capitol Hill today to discuss dangers of Fentanyl in the United States. Jelly Roll compared the 190 people dying to fentanyl overdoes every single day to a 747 airplane crashing. “That’s a 747

Congrats to my hometown #birminghamstallions that’s 3 in a row, kids. Inaugural UFL champions.