Today I also exposed myself to Zelensky. That’s the real reason he left the White House.

Imagine being this fat

Not even a good podcast

The accusation that people who are already very successful in eating go into government to make more waistline gains is a lazy and stupid narrative. As I’ve learned, serving in government involves substantial disruption of going to the cheesecake factory. The real question is

Latest DOGE findings include USAID "funding" for Bryan Johnson's nighttime erection tracking. It's only right the government and the taxpayers demand a hog reveal.

It was a good run but everyone’s poor reading comprehension finally added up

very woke of Elon Musk to take away my checkmark

We’re so back

Suffering from Too Locked In Syndrome

We will make a product manager who isn't a total dipshit

Get off ur knees bro

Nvm we don’t have the technology

Good Evening, “The All-In Podcast” was a 5 year sociological study conducted by the Russian government. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

Fat

RFK Jr has been sending the entire executive branch a "MAHA policy video" - turns out it's just Two Girls Once Cup.

DeepSeek in shambles

still fat

the fuck is this

Monitoring a situation in my pants