Dudes quick as fuck to throw shots when they have their baby momma working a call center job 😂 I’d never have my baby momma work a day in her life

How tf are you gonna try to clown on me when I make more in a week than you do in an entire fucking month?! 😂😂😂

Talk about a water park 😩

All the girls I’ve dated just wanna fucking “Come and cuddle me” “Give me a kisssss” That shit is so fucking annoying man

Idk but some girls can take that shit like a champ

Every time I walk into the office at work the ladies start speaking Spanish and they call me vergudo. I think they’re making fun of me. What does that even mean? 😔

You can never talk down on me when it comes to being a dad. My boys are always fed, well dressed, & I’m always spending time with them on a daily basis. I’ll always have my baby momma in a luxury apartment while I’m paying her bills. Sit ur ass down lil boy. U could never 😂🤣

If it’s not the pumper, it’s my driver. If it’s not my driver, it’s the company man. If it’s not the company man, it’s my boss. If it’s not my boss it’s the lowboy driver. If it’s not the lowboy driver, it’s my other dispatcher. If it’s not my dispatcher, it’s the foreman 🤦🏽‍♂️

Let’s get this FUCKING money

I’m nervous as fuck right now this is not right 😫😂

Finally on call tomorrow and I’m happy damnit 🥳

My drivers piss me the fuck off and it never ends 🥲

Homie that was project manager for the company that I first started with in the oilfield called me this morning asking for a job.. it’s so fucking crazy how the tables have turned 🤯

This summer, we’re all outside🤷🏾‍♂️

I’m a walking business, step up in this bitch with confidence

These 40 year old men hate it that I'm their boss 🤷🏽‍♂️

Pinch water park 🌊

Laser focused 🫡

I don’t have the same mentality as these oilfield dudes no matter how young or old they are. The young ones wanna be the foreman and the old ones just wanna go home. Fuck being your boss and fuck going home, I wanna be the owner of this company 😤

Un chingo de culos y ni uno me llena