Over 100mm of rain in Montreal today and still pouring—I just saw a guy out walking his goldfish.

Today's #SharkTank pitch: not since the Spork have there been any advances in cutlery... until now. Introducing... the Knoon.

They've definitely run out of themed-room ideas at this hotel.

Now I feel badly about calling one of them a jerk.

"Excuse me, which aisle would I go to for breakfast cereal and harmonicas?"

Vancouver wildlife.

We are all stardust! (and, more recently, microplastics)

When the SuperDogs started trying on Halloween costumes a few years back I wrote this movie-trailer parody, expertly voiced by Chuck Fresh.

Trying on my costume for tonight.

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf? Now get ready for Elf on the Shelf cereal at the grocery store. (am I doing this right?)

Practicing for tonight by counting down to noon.

I've already broken 16 of my 12 New Year's Resolutions (17 if you include correct use of fractions).

It's March 1st and we Montrealers know what that means, we're already halfway through Winter!

Hoping Canadian movie theatres will charge 25% more to see Captain America: Brave New World.

Daylight Saving isn't working for me, I'm going back to Standard Time.

Great seeing the shopping-bag trees starting to bloom.

May the 1st be with you! (am I doing this right?)

I can't believe someone's throwing out a perfectly good toilet lamp.

Offering to cross my fingers for anyone needing extra luck. Hourly and daily rates.

I'm staying at the M.C. Escher Inn.