Please tell me we still have Bill Murray

“Cubs trade Eddie Vedder for three Scott Stapp prospects.”

“Cubs trade Bill Murray for Seth Rogan and Chris Pratt.” … sheesh

“Cubs trade ballpark concession hot dog for 3 tightly rolled pieces of deli ham.”

“Cubs trade several baseballs for a cow and some people that are supposedly very good at sewing.”

“Cubs trade historic ivy for partial ownership in Oregon based pot farm.”

“Cubs trade Willson Contreras’ catcher’s mask with hopes of re-signing it in the future.”

“Cubs trade historic scoreboard for the largest abacus in the Midwest.”

“Cubs trade a Giordano’s pizza for 5 California Pizza Kitchen ‘signature pies’”

“Cubs trade theology of Original Sin for several BYU freshmen.”

“Cubs trade Wrigley bullpens for several padded closets and Oculus headsets.”

“Cubs trade signature ‘fly the W’ flag for several lower case ‘v’s”

“Cubs trade victory song,’Go Cubs Go’ for ‘I Like It, I Love It’ including Acoustic and EDM versions.”

It was dark. I fell in the river.

I’d rather see your leaves than hear your leaf blower.

Life beats down and crushes the soul and art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

They tried to brand your skin - they tried to take your name - you faced the whirlwind you tasted toxic rain and you’re still standing

Listening to the new Remedy Drive record and I freaked out when I realized they put a live favorite from 15 years ago on it. I'm really enjoying this one, folks. Comes out Friday.