**Debut #novel now live thread** Short version - here’s the link to order my #book on Kindle amazon.co.uk/dp/B09WL2RCLH If you don't want to buy it, please #retweet, it will cost you nothing and mean everything to me For the long version, #read on #AmWriting (1 of 14)

Just finished reading this, and it's excellent. A wonderful twist on the alien comes to earth and makes observations about us story. Except the alien is God, and we don't all take too kindly to him 😂

My daughter likes to make Alexa fart on my echo dot. She asks for so many varieties that Alexa asked if she’d like to purchase the extreme farts expansion pack. I just paid 1.99 to learn you should turn off voice purchases before you let your child play with Alexa.

Red Dwarf is 35 years old today?! This sounds like an excuse to watch it from the very beginning all over again. Again.

Right. This is serious. Can someone please save me from my first ever month without a single sale? "A hilarious premise… As brilliant as it is funny… prose full of personality... If I could give 10 stars out of 5, I would." #writingcommunity amzn.eu/d/fQsVUWz

What exactly did the BBC think was going to happen?!

Does anyone else become an anxiety-ridden mess when their kids are poorly? Youngest has a sickness bug with fever, cough, breathing heavily in her sleep... I just want to sit next to her cot all night. Anyone else like this, or can you take it in your stride?

I feel like I could do a daily tweet called 'why I didn't write today'. In today's installment, my nearly 2-year-old coloured in my TV with lip balm. I have written no words, but my TV is now clean and has been mounted on the wall. #WritingCommunity

I did not use AI to write my novel. Unless I'm a replicant. In which case I may have.

First reveal of the full wrap for Ghostly. By David Collins 🤖👽 Cover Creator - The Book Cover Design Specialists still have to add my blurb. Original art by @grimoeuvre

What would you prefer? Lower sales and a small profit each month, or breaking even for more readers and a higher chance of some reviews? I cut my bid amount for my ads. Still plenty of eyeballs, but fewer clicks. However, the lower volume of sales has been profitable.

Richard Madeley is slowly transforming into Michael Fabricant.

I just finished Edith Eger's 'The Choice'. I can't imagine I'll ever read anything as inspiring or moving or heroic for the rest of my life.

NEW RELEASE! Dreams act as portals to other worlds as well as creative ideas. In the new poetry book ONLY IN MY DREAMS, Dawn Colclasure writes about the many facets of the dream world, as well as popular ideas about dreams. books2read.com/u/bzBRrE #books #dreams #poetry

That's um... that's quite a writing prompt. #WritingCommunity

It's not much, and it's taken over 18 months, but almost every sale has been to a stranger and I'm chuffed with this. Anyone want to tip me over? I promised myself a nice bottle of whiskey at 100 sales. #WritingCommunity

Nothing illustrates free market economics better than the temperature of a puregym shower.

In addition to the introduction below, to The Church of Arthur Fowler, this book should be mandatory reading for everyone who ever wrote a derogatory comment on social media and/or argued that their pov was correct without factual evidence.

DaveWil Thank you for writing it. I feel it should be the book of this century. Although it's fiction, you've touched on so much that is wrong with our society.