the last day of situationships before you block each other

No bullshit I have at least one wet dream a week. Absolutely incredible way to wake up

It’s official, Happy Gilmore 2 is the worst movie of all time

Girls wish they could do this

My father taking a belt to my ass with great force prevented me from doing so much dumb shit. Greatest tool of parenting there is

I’m gonna say it had to be when I overheard her whisper to a guy at the bar to text her while on a date with me

Gonna see alotttttt of ejections… about once a month

Pudge Tex Michael Young Beltre A Rod J Gonzalez Hamilton Palmeiro DH Nelly SP: Nolan DeGrom Yu RP: Neftail Joe Nathan BN Andrus Vlad Kinsler Blalock Ruben Sierra

Someone interrogate the best looking man on that campus

Brb purchasing some clown shoes and a couple blue chews

That’s funny. That’s how I train too😉

This is how boomers lived their whole life except it was still probably $9

The flash of electricity as the ceiling fan disconnected 😭

Best I’ve felt in a long time

Did I just watch a marker cum

When he isn’t the worst hitter in postseason history

My daughter committed suicide 3 weeks ago 13 She was faster than me at 12

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Don’t drink and drive…. because you could hit a speed bump and spill your drink