> take random music album > put on third to last track > weird banger

Neet Boomers applying for an entry level job: “I went to elementary school with Bob” “ “oh you’re a friend of Bob? you’re hired. Here’s a house as a sign on bonus.”

best i can do is "not outright on the right and not uncritically for ubi" but yeah

i can barely keep up with the rate my wife uses up b vitamins at work. always gotta slip her a methylated complex whenever at all possible

b not existing is essentially millennial, and partly gen x they would rather make new microgenres of music (some of them even good) and then abandon them in like three years instead of iterating gen z is iterating on art again, often with great cunning imho

getting more and more radicalized in the way of strong convictions, weakly held

if you‘re in a hole, dig faster

and so it benigns

awfully sorry but

"i'm 583 days and 7 hours sober" i get it but this really doesn't appear do be the ideal way to approach this

one good thing about Having Come Back From A Lot in your life is you don't think about pUrPoSe anymore at all like my n word i have accumulated achievements worth three normie lifetimes at the very least

Cpt. Mucho Texto We punish honor, and are shocked to find monsters in our midst

BARACK NO

this might still be the most ambivalent meme ever everyone rightly hates the type of guy, but it's also always good to hold people to their own standards first

from the discourse i can only say that red pressers by and large deserve each other

so the "best" (least outright psycho) argument for red is still just "enough people might be stupid enough to press red, so i'll have to stupidly press red myself"?

Science without challenge is just belief in a lab coat.

me and the boys in the gmbh

type of guy who heals his liver and now cyp1a2 works better and now caffeine clears much faster and now he's tired all day (COULDN'T BE ME)

sir capita, the chirp, schrödinger's breakfast, inflator