straighten your back king

isnt whats important that certain dubiously categorized iterations of ourselves are all alive here and now and hanging out

not to vague kanaya or anything but a real sister in law would help make a fursuit for me

boys...ive heard of em

karkat you wouldve been so much more than obama

remember we are both kind of stuck in 2009 so im like popculturally frozen in that period

yyou are my fucjgbjgh boyfroiehfknd

wow holy shit uh its cool jade no need to get so like this kind of fucks me up seeing you cry not that im trying to make this all about me i mean uh

haha yeah that guys a dork but i taught him everything he knows

ok sounds like a weenie thing to do but sure have fun with that

no! i dont do that to bros thats huge uncool i dont see what has to be uncomfy about chattin out our true ass thoughts and emotions

ive always found the sound of my own voice to be mysteriously soothing

jade this is STUPID my quest is a STUPID PIECE OF GARBAGE QUEST for LAME SHITTY LOSER FUCKHEADS WHO SUCK BALLS WHILE CRAPPING THEIR PANTS

your first instinct is to visit the most heavy handed of all of us for some light kinship a power move i guess

bi rights

nemo who? never fucking heard of him

karkat says i have bad taste but we both had a crush on john at some point so really were both always losing

fuck me i love breadsticks i never talk about it this is a very real and hidden character trait that nobody knows about me