Me all weekend when #Leeds lose on a Friday night #LUFC #MOT

#LUFC #MOT

Why is Piroe still on the pitch? 🤬🤯 #LUFC #MOT

Words I never thought I’d write. Firpo our best player tonight
#LUFC #MOT

Will someone make Richard Madeley go away. Please!
Good Morning Britain

Anyone remember a Viz character called Roger Irrelevant? Well apparently he lives in No.10

I’ve just come up with the winning brand name - ScreamCheese. Although my wife is not impressed (nothing new there). Has to be better than “Scrumptious Spread” which is straight out of Ronald Dahl and sooo cheesy

#TheApprentice

I think the underlying message I’m taking from this is….
… once a c**t always a c**t

This is so dull. Man City with over 70% possession and no chances created. Yawn! 😴😴😴😴😴😴 #MCIARS

Away from home today so have to catch with scores via BBC #FinalScore
Goals flying in left right & centre, incidents everywhere but there are 3 lumps of wood in the studio who wouldn’t know drama if it smacked them in the face. Do better BBC

I think Joey is either looking in the mirror or listening to an old interview he did

Mark Clattenburg showing there why he is no longer a premier league referee. Wesley was robbed!
#gladiators

The advertisement boards are HUUUUGE and more than a bit distracting.
#MNCNEW

Show me a racism without telling they are racist

What a goal! What a turnaround. Coventry are just unbelievable #FACup #WOLCOV

#VAR trying their hardest to disallow that goal. There should be a time limit on how long they take. VAR is anti-football #WOLCOV

The paradox of the Reform Party at the same time, in the same breath embracing National Front views and policies but appalled when linked to the NF because of such views.

Lee Dixon on commentary has just excused Jackson giving the ball away with “the ball was too close to his feet”. If that’s a problem for a footballer he’s got issues

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#CHELEE

A rotting lettuce did more to stand up to Liz Truss than Rishi Sunak ever has.

Weak, weak, weak.

Right now I'm listening to #echoandthebunnymen and life could not be better!