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David Moore

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calendar_today15-09-2012 00:42:44

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Nominations for the title of the Carl Hiaasen novelization of GaetzGaete? It really writes itself. Add in Skink and you've got something great going. T.C. Boyle Adrian McKinty Don Winslow

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I honestly can't believe there's anyone who has examined this issue who thinks a vaccinated 15-year-old should not be allowed to socialize with other 15-year-olds! We are living in a world where the most irrational people are guiding the conversation.

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I don't know. I've met 15 year olds. I'm not sure *anyone* should be allowed to socialize with them. Especially other 15 year olds.

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Grateful to be in Philly - the birthplace of American democracy - with President Donald J. Trump today. “Will you deny the will of the people? Will you ignore their voices? We have to ask: are you on the side of truth or lies?” RT if you’re on the side of truth and democracy! 🇺🇸

Grateful to be in Philly - the birthplace of American democracy - with <a href="/POTUS/">President Donald J. Trump</a> today. 

“Will you deny the will of the people? Will you ignore their voices? We have to ask: are you on the side of truth or lies?”

RT if you’re on the side of truth and democracy! 🇺🇸
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I thought the pets liked me, but this is what happens when Jane's out of town. That's her shoe there. Neither has moved for hours.

I thought the pets liked me, but this is what happens when Jane's out of town. That's her shoe there. Neither has moved for hours.
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NJ.com: Imagining a Phillies-Yankees offseason trade blockbuster. nj.com/sports/2021/11… Ellen Adair Ellen? Ellen? Can you hear us? Somebody get smelling salts. Better yet, a doctor.

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The amazing thing about the Channel was that no matter who played there it drew the same bunch of drunken proto-bros. Stiff Little Fingers, Fishbone, Big Audio Dynamite, Billy Bragg. Didn't matter. @ValPaulineHB

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In a *very* tough field the death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg wins for worst thing in 2020. Most of the money was on Global Pandemic but she pulled it out retroactively.

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My pets are working together. I don't stand a chance. They're going to kill me in my sleep if I don't give them what they want.

My pets are working together. I don't stand a chance. They're going to kill me in my sleep if I don't give them what they want.
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Too many elected officials want to wait until there’s a week without a mass shooting to have serious conversations about gun violence. So, in their words, it’s not ‘politicized’ The problem? There have been 0 weeks this year without a mass shooting. Now IS the time.

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US Democracy the Final Season is really dragging it out. These last 8 episodes are almost exactly the same. They keep adding new characters we don't care about like Donalds. This is worse than Game of Thrones.

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Looked at the stars and saw one that looked red to me, thought I wonder if that's Mars and installed an app that told me yes, it is. Trying to remember that having this nightmare of social media and things just barely working because of bad programmers is just maybe worth it.

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When I walk my dog Halley, who can lunge, and approach 2 other dogs I pull out treats and say be cool be cool and as I pass them I say "like three little Fonzies" and no one has ever laughed but I'm going to keep doing it because I do. Every time.