Ha. That's Maddison diving karma

Eddie Howe proper took the piss today bringing a lorry driver on

Glorious

If Chelsea has Joselu they'd be well on their way to the final.

What a lovely start to the weekend.

Leicester don't want promotion do they?

The money shot #Eclipse2024

1:35pm, seemed like midnight #Eclipse2024

Finally managed to get a 1% question correct

Some positives for #nufc

Isak's form
Anderson looking good
Hall given a chance
Burn at CB
Gordon back on Saturday.

Finally, all the teams playing for Europa/Conference next season are as inconsistent as us.

6th to 11th. Every team is so inconsistent.
Who qualifies for Europe? Who knows.

RIP

Tell you what, whatever happens in the future, 50 years of supporting #nufc tells me it won't be dull.

Stupid fucking question

In Dundee this evening and the box office are concerned that a percentage of the audience will get something they weren’t expecting ….

Adam Hall Depends on the transitional rules Adam. However, if it’s a 70% cap. Manchester City earned £700m in revenue in 22/23 so cap is £490m. Newcastle likely to earn £300m in 23/24 so cap would be £210m.

It’s less of a cap, more like reinforce the gap.

Absolutely brilliant now there’s Sporting Memories classic. Footyprogrammes

Emotional return to Prague covering Liverpool this week. Last time there I went out with Pav (Srnicek) for lunch and later that night he joined my friends to watch Man City-Newcastle in the League Cup. He brought a AC Sparta Praha top for my son. Lovely, lovely man. Sorely missed.

'It’s the embodiment of capitalism & cash competition… killing capitalism & competition. It’s the long established elite ensuring a newly rich rival can’t stir up the old order.'

Inside new PL rules blocking Newcastle's bid to challenge

✍️|Simon Bird

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Elliot Anderson in the squad #nufc