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Dave L Starmer 🌹

@davelstarmer

Former: Cousin, Business partner and Chief Advisor to LOTO Sir Keir 🌹

Former Potential Lib Dem Candidate For Holborn πŸ”ΆοΈ

Current Labour MP for Holburn 🌹

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We have done extensive research on this matter and found that 97/100 Britons don't know where Rwanda is, opposed to 71/100 not knowing where Newcastle is. LibDems don't engage in confusing geographical politics. Vote πŸ”ΆοΈ Dave L Starmer

We have done extensive research on this matter and found that 97/100 Britons don't know where Rwanda is, opposed to 71/100 not knowing where Newcastle is. LibDems don't engage in confusing  geographical politics. Vote πŸ”ΆοΈ

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I know Keir hates to talk about it but Jimmy Saville used to be a regular for the Starmer Boxing day extravaganza. It was always a hoot. Such characters. Dave L Starmer

I know Keir hates to talk about it but Jimmy Saville used to be a regular for the Starmer Boxing day extravaganza. It was always a hoot. Such characters.  

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This is an outrage Elon Musk . First Nelson Mandelas grandson. Now this. Activists all over the world having their voices suppressed. Dave L Starmer

This is an outrage <a href="/elonmusk/">Elon Musk</a> . First Nelson Mandelas grandson. Now this. Activists all over the world having their voices suppressed. 

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I've always been a strong advocate for abolishing education. As an educator, I can confirm it's a total waste of time. When elected, I will turn all schools into munitions factories, and students will directly contribute to the war effort against France. Dave L Starmer

I've always been a strong advocate for abolishing education.  As an educator, I can confirm it's a total waste of time. When elected, I will turn all schools into munitions factories, and students will directly contribute to the war effort against France. 

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☬ #RefugeesWelcome; Twitting Dinosaur πŸ’™ πŸ’š πŸ– (@twitdinosaur) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Tom Grieve The Gordon Jackson Five πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ He never made the jam, the fucker just steams the labels off Bonne Marmon and sticks his own on 🀬 I heard he puts satsumas in the fruit bowl without taking them out of the net too 🀬

<a href="/vertigoem/">Tom Grieve</a> <a href="/mypalfootfoot7/">The Gordon Jackson Five πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ</a> He never made the jam, the fucker just steams the labels off Bonne Marmon and sticks his own on 🀬

I heard he puts satsumas in the fruit bowl without taking them out of the net too 🀬
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I'm pleased to announce, after some negotiations with my cousin and LOTO Keir Starmer, I have defected from the Lib Dems and have moved to the Labour party. In the words of former Labour party great, Oswald Mosley: The Nation has to be mobilised. Dave L Starmer

I'm pleased to announce, after some negotiations with my cousin and LOTO Keir Starmer, I have defected from the Lib Dems and have moved to the Labour party. In the words of former Labour party great, Oswald Mosley: The Nation has to be mobilised. 

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Rocking out Nightwatchman-style at USC Palestine protest. Many Jewish students & faculty joining in the demand to end horrific US funded war crimes in Gaza.

Rocking out Nightwatchman-style at USC Palestine protest. Many Jewish students &amp; faculty joining in the demand to end horrific US funded war crimes in Gaza.
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Hello Oscar, My Facebook is under the control of the CCP after a cyber security breach in Lib Dem HQ. One of the reasons for my defection to Labour. I believe Ed Davey is working with Xi Jinping to discredit me. Please direct all questions to Ed Davey. Dave L Starmer

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🚨BREAKING: Dozens of casualties arrive nonstop at Al-Aqsa Martyrs Hospital in Deir el-Balah following the Israeli massacre in neighboring Nusseirat refugee camp central #Gaza Strip