Was thinking about mice whilst waiting for my washing to be done. Then saw a cat looking for mice, along the ridge of the canal, on the way back from doing my washing. All the same.

you are allowed to have a little period where you do meth but you can’t overdo it

"If the U.S. monopoly capitalist groups persist in pushing their policies of aggression and war, the day is bound to come when the people of the whole world will hang them. The same fate awaits the accomplices of the United States." MC Ride, 2014

Marijuana is counter-revolutionary.

It is important to distance yourself from the things you love (various drugs you are addicted to) every now and again

“Everyone hates me” says local man who decided not to see his acquaintances today

The liberals who go to protests in frog suits are wearing those because they are hiding their bulging reptilian features. You will never see them without the frog suit on: HUMANOID lizards.

Dr Mario you useless cunt im getting orbital striked and you decide to pull out a napkin and then take a pill fucking fight back you smug prick

when you like too many cuck porn tweets and the algorithm suddenly thinks you're right wing

Inventor of mirrors you have FEW days left. Send yourself blessings

I will not do bag. Bag is the mind-killer

The only issue with Children of Men is that there are no inflatable frog people dancing about outside of the concentration camps and throwing dildos about shouting “Dancing is resistance!”

i feel let down. i was promised angry starmer and all i’ve been given is “mildly scornful” starmer

ONE THOUSAND YEAR STARMER REIGN GET OFF THE SCREEN ED

But the more I think about it, the more I want Starmer to stay. Not only because the alternatives are all so awful – Ed Miliband with his net zero zealotry, Angela Rayner and her unvarnished class warfare, Andy Burnham’s tedious and unconvincing resurrection as a promoter of

Starmer is only able to convey emotion by turning red. When he’s happy he’s red, sad red, angry red

When she’s sucking on your nuts but you’re a gangster

As part of my role, I of course accept full responsibility for doing bag the other night. However, I was not told by my officials that the bag had an illicit substance in. I have taken action to ensure my officials tell me next time that the bag is illegal and has consequences.

My apologies to SSir Starmer. I have since learned that a pesky intern was PURPOSEFULLY fucking about with the exposure settings to make Starmer seem MORE red. I humbly redact this previous tweet.

Easy Dave Let her suck ur balls but give her the sack after