Here is Boris Johnson writing about the predicament he finds himself in, and why he still can’t bring himself to resign. It’s surprisingly honest and insightful. Possibly because he wrote it in 2006, about Tony Blair.

Um... why is one of the paintings on the wall behind him, the portrait of Mrs Mangel that Helen Daniels painted in Neighbours?

This video is an excellent reminder that it is possible to spend much of your career pretending to play the piano with your penis, then inspirationally lead a nation's military resistance against invasion. It is also just an excellent video of penis-piano youtube.com/watch?v=J_UWaf…

Scott Bryan It actually works really well with "The Day Today" theme....

Dear Mogg I know what's going to happen soon: some junior tick is going to corner me in a studio and ask me how much is a loaf of bread. Can you give me a short list of basics - very short list, or I won't remember it - of cost of milk, bread, pâté etc? Surplus nasturtium Boris

The Rwanda flight on the anniversary of Grenfell says everything about the direction we’ve traveled in the last five years

Dear Mogg Who do you advise we wheel out to rubbish Lord Sheidt? We need someone who can talk as if this stuff is all rather trivial and beneath them. We need to hear disdain and aloofness in their voice. And a smattering of constitutional bollock. Ideas? Pronto contra Boris

These hateful shits suddenly deciding they have principles having relentlessly defended a man they knew from the very beginning was unfit to hold office.

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Dominic Cummings

Few mots have ever been juster…

In honour of Cribbins, they should reserve the BBC2 channel tonight and show this televisual feast.

BY POPULAR DEMAND* *cos Alice Saville asked IT'S THE RETURN OF FRINGE BINGO. ✨✨NOW UPDATED FOR 2022 WITH SAD FUCKING UKULELES AND MORE ✨✨✨ #edfringe #EdFringe2022 #FringeBingo22

Dear Mogg We have the solution to the migrant crisis in our hands - well, not so much in our hands, as in our outflow pipes. Pump more sewage into the sea and they won’t want to row through a sea of that. Humane solution, what! Dollop maximus Boris

When I’m having a bad day I try to take a moment to close my eyes and remember that whatever is happening will be over at some point in the future. Helpful for my mental health. Less helpful as a comprehensive strategy for government.

I rarely post on here, but this is truly vile…

Just had a great time at the City of London getting The Freedom. Here is a pic of the ceremony plus Barbara the sheep (like you can take across London Bridge once a year!)

Ha ha!

Anybody who supports the death penalty is by definition supporting a system which results in the state killing innocent people. Only somebody with no understanding of history or criminal justice could fail to understand this. And such a person has no place in politics.