ME: "Dog, what's in your mouth? NO! DROP IT!" Dog:

If things hold tonight, Ohtani will have: -- An 8-4 record with a 2.44 ERA and a 0.97 WHIP -- 111 Ks in 80 2/3 innings -- A .201 AVG against And also: -- 18 HRs, 53 RBIs and 48 Rs -- 10 SBs -- An .842 OPS I mean ... stop. Come on.

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The Jazz and Knicks have started discussions on a Donovan Mitchell trade, sources tell me and Tony Jones. New York has Utah’s focus currently, among interested teams. Story at The Athletic: theathletic.com/3422434/2022/0…

Saturday Instagram Swag Contest😎 We’re giving away a Booze & Vinyl Prize Pack AND a Crosley Radio🍷📻 A music and mixed-drinks matching game by withthedarlingtons, paired with a Cruiser Plus Turntable from Crosley Keep your eyes peeled on Saturday for details👀

Kyler’s new annual salary: $46.1M The entire 2022 A’s Payroll: $48.5M

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⚡️Polkadot DeFi is Rising. Astar Network + Acala Coming soon.

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After months of hard work, I am proud to announce the launch of Hammer Betting Network 🔨. Whether you are a sharp bettor or recreational bettor, there will be a home for you on this platform, where you can enjoy a variety of sports betting content. Betting Nation: It's #HammerTime🔨

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U.S. Stocks over the last 30 days.

Neither Saints’ QB Jameis Winston nor WR Michael Thomas practiced today.

7 RBs you need to start now in fantasy football:

It's probably as good a time as ever to remind you that reverse line movement doesn't matter, public betting splits don't matter, and the opinion of anyone who continues to preach this nonsense in the betting space doesn't matter. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

The Miami Heat's new arena: Now called "Binance Arena" 👀😅👀

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🚨 Monday Night Football Contest 🚨 1. Pick the game winner ✅ 2. Pick over or under 40.5 ✅ 3. Pick a TD scorer ✅ Winner gets a 💰 $100 account 💰 at BetNow.EU. Must retweet this tweet to enter!

💡 Learn How To Handle Load Management & Injury News When Betting NBA 🏀 🧠Read: outlier.bet/outlier-educat… Shoutout ShoTime 6ix Shams Charania for the tweet examples too 🙌 #gamblingtwitter #NBATwitter