Everybody is so sure of everything, yet no one really knows what they're talking about. I have discovered the heart of Twitter, and it's sad.

Add me to the list of people opposed to the hashtag #presidentpussyassbitch. No, #presidentpussyassbitch is the kind of thing that #presidentpussyassbitch would say, so we should not sink to his level and make #presidentpussyassbitch trend.

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Pelosi said she tore up the speech because it was "the courteous thing to do considering the alternative." Which was what?

I'd rather be broke than dead.

#betterbrokethandead

You know, of course, that once the dust settles, the Republicans are going to want to pay back the $2T we're borrowing from ourselves through cuts to Social Security, Medicare and all the other things they hate.

I intubated my colleague today, a young, healthy ER doc like me. This is what I learned...

Wealth inequality, in terms we can all relate to—

When you're a kid, there are so many things you want to do but you can't because you're a kid. When you're a grownup, you can do anything you want, but you don't because you're a grownup. This is totally out of whack.

For something I’m working on, I need a good example of poetic justice. Anything come to mind?

If we don't have to wear masks to vote in person, then we don't have to wear pants! #votepantsless

Hey Verizon--I'm a new customer. I transferred all data to my new iPhone, but it won't let me activate. And customer service is closed?! So I'm without inaccessible until tomorrow? We're getting off on the wrong foot. Please don't make me sorry! Tweet me back and fix this!

Have you been cheated by Verizon? I have. They sold me 3 phones on the promise of a $150 rebate for each (in writing), then later told me the phones didn't qualify. What's your #cheatedbyverizon story?

They want to eliminate masks on planes? Last Sat. night I tested negative in France. On the plane to NYC on Sun. I began to feel sick, and when home I tested positive. Without masks, I'd have infected everyone within 5 rows. This isn't over, y'all.

Well, that's something.

I knew it

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