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Dirtsheet Dave of the award winning Smarksheet newsletter Describes events that have taken place in AEW in the style of a jaded Snarky Dirtsheet "Journalist"

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#AEW does indeed have a ton of different styles of pretend fighting. •Flippy gymnastic leg slap style •Garbage needles in the mouth / cinder block style •No sell 56 forearms to chest style • 8 Man tag for no reason style. •Shin taps with hands in pockets style

#AEW does indeed have a ton of different styles of pretend fighting.
•Flippy gymnastic leg slap style
•Garbage needles in the mouth / cinder block  style
•No sell 56 forearms to chest style
• 8 Man tag for no reason style.
•Shin taps with hands in pockets style
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Dave Meltzer has now imagined into existence an army of people who said that Lucha Libre does not draw in Mexico and then started to rant about them. The man needs help #CMLL

Dave Meltzer has now imagined into existence an army of people who said that Lucha Libre does not draw in Mexico and then started to rant about them. The man needs help #CMLL
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Nobody is complaining about #AEW putting money matches on TV they are just laughing at the Fanzine "experts" who spent 30 years criticising Eric Bischoff for doing this now twisting themselves in knots to praise Tony Khan for doing the same thing #Smackdown

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Dave Meltzer's worst nightmare has come true. Arena's full of casual fans, none of whom have ever heard of him or any of the other Fanzine writing marks. Only those afraid of learning & the truth would deny this #WWERaw #wwe

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The Jon Moxley Aces & Eights storyline continues to tank the #AEWDynamite ratings. All those people who got furious and insulted me week one when I said this would happen by week four, you certainly can (and won't) apologize or learn that this is my field.

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Dave Meltzer explaining why TBS or anyone else for that matter would never employee him forcing him to instead spend his days running a fanzine from his bedroom. #aew #AEWDynamite #nxt

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Dave Meltzer is now boasting about the fact that he has managed not to be fired by himself. Gets worse with every passing day.

Dave Meltzer is now boasting about the fact that he has managed not to be fired by himself.  Gets worse with every passing day.
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Wrestling fanzine marks genuinely believe that all criticism of #AEW is "bad faith" They can't imagine that some viewers may think a faction consisting of Cesaro and the wrestling trunks guy from 205 live running roughshod over the #aew roster is bad TV. #AEWWorldsEnd

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Most know better since it's 2025. There was no actual race. But on Tuesday, one guy ran 100 yards. On Wednesday, another guy ran 30 yards before falling into dogshit. The guy on Wednesday was paid ten time as much as the guy on Tuesday But they weren't racing to begin with

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One logical reason not to use a tiny indy ring and a step stool when staging your big international wrestling event is to prevent the entire conversation around the event being about the size of the ring and a step stool. #AEWGrandSlam #AEWCollision

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#AEW Fanzine writer Dave Meltzer: It's impossible to make comparisons between 2 wrestling shows if one is on network TV & the other on Cable. You can however compare wrestling shows to burgers.

#AEW  Fanzine writer Dave Meltzer:  It's impossible to make comparisons between 2 wrestling shows if one is on network TV & the other on Cable. You can however compare wrestling shows to burgers.
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Is Fanzine writer Sean Sapp on the #wwe payroll? If not how do WWE manage to con him into putting out there exactly what they want put out there time after time? #WWEChamber

Is Fanzine writer Sean Sapp on the #wwe payroll? If not how do WWE manage to con him into putting out there exactly what they want put out there time after time? #WWEChamber
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Every "Rule" in wrestling was created as a tool to add drama to the scripted matches. Opponent half out the door being dragged back in, race between 1 wrestler climbing the cage & another crawling for the door etc. Fanzine writers like Sean Sapp will never comprehend this.

Every "Rule" in wrestling was created as a tool to add drama to the scripted matches. Opponent half out the door being dragged back in, race between 1 wrestler climbing the cage & another crawling for the door etc.  Fanzine writers like Sean Sapp will never comprehend this.
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#AEW fans must be starting to watch the shows on Television then as the show progresses more and more of them switch over to stream on MAX explaining the ski slope TV ratings decline as the show goes on.

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After everything Lex Luger has been through Dave Meltzer would happily ruin his #WWEHOF induction because of a "major wrestling war" that exists only in his mind. It's time #AEW cut him loose, listening to this guys advice for 5 years has already driven them to irrelevancy. #wwe

After everything Lex Luger has been through Dave Meltzer would happily ruin his #WWEHOF induction  because of a "major wrestling war" that exists only in his mind. It's time #AEW cut him loose, listening to this guys advice for 5 years has already driven them to irrelevancy. #wwe
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Only those deep in a wrestling bubble that has deprived their brain of oxygen would believe that adults in Halloween costumes pretend fighting is something that must be taken deadly seriously #Luchalibre #WWERaw #aew

Only those deep in a wrestling bubble that has deprived their brain of oxygen would believe that adults in Halloween costumes pretend fighting is something that must be taken deadly seriously #Luchalibre  #WWERaw   #aew
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Inside 5 years #AEW went from attempting to beat #WWE to dedicating an entire show to annoying a podcaster who said mean things about them. A truly tragic downfall. #AEWDynamite

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Dave Meltzer stating that he guesses what is going on with contract negotiations based on who wins the scripted wrestling matches on TV. Lets look at the facts TK booked Miro in a match when he was out injured. TK's pulling names out of a hat booking system means nothing.

Dave Meltzer stating that he guesses what is going on with contract negotiations based on who wins the scripted wrestling matches on TV. Lets look at the facts TK booked Miro in a match when he was out injured. TK's pulling names out of a hat booking system means nothing.