Get Sabrina Carpenter in Dead by Daylight right now.

Got a book coming out soon with my pal Dave McCluskey (of THE BOYFRIEND fame). Two twisted tales of tattooing terror!

"President" this. "President" that. We've already had a President band and they sang about Peaches and Lumps and they were brilliant. Fuck off with your masked singer gimmick shite.

Nice fat black pill for the evening, there.

The mechanical menaces are back! More stellar indie comics from your pals at Hellbound Media!

Gooning and wanking and perving are all very different things and I am mortified that this is the tipping point for me bemoaning the death of a language I once knew.

Cracking idea for an anthology, this. Get on it!

Cover reveal! INK is an upcoming duology. Two twisted tales of ink and magic from me and DE McCluskey, best-selling author of THE BOYFRIEND. It'll be available for pre-order very soon.

And we're live! amzn.eu/d/3zqi7p5

Found my new "local."

I enjoy hearing people naturally shriek, "ay! Calm down, calm down!"

See Dr. Martens profits have slumped and they deserve it. Had a 20+ year old pair finally die after daily, strenuous wear about 2 years ago. Kip of these replacement ones I got! Hear Solovair are the boots to buy these days.

Saddens me that I'll never get to lash the Darktide soundtrack on a pub jukey.

Hahahaha, told you.

I'm going to risk getting swarmed by bots when I ask this... But does anyone know of reviewers looking for an ARC of a new horror duology? First story (my one) is set in Liverpool, too. So any local promotions/reviewers would be ideal. Nice one! 🤘💀🤘

Wow, it's Friday the 13th! Kinda reminds me of that one slasher who wears a mask in the woods... yes, Connor from DEATH HEAD VALLEY. amzn.eu/d/i4VozIM

Second best film behind 6.

Don't know if I could justify this even if it was being said in character by a purposefully obnoxious, brain-rotted Tik Tok "influencer".