Decisions, decisions…

There are two types of people. Those who pee during the game and those who pee during commercials. #Superbowl

Nobody is allowed to talk about Moonlight/Lala Land saga again. #Oscars

CNBC is using this photo for every winner, and I’m here for it.

FELLOW WORDLE-ERS OF TWITTER: My husband, Trevor Williams, and his company Pig Apple made a hilarious video about our beloved pastime. It's out on @newyorker today. Starring Dave Ahdoot newyorker.com/video/watch/sh…

“My favorite words are the ones that seem easy but actually, like, totally f*** with you.” In The New Yorker Humor, the Senior Word Engineer of Wordle reveals his process. Watch here. nyer.cm/J65UfEt

Meet the Senior Word Engineer at Wordle, who gets immeasurable from watching you fail. nyer.cm/HcwvenN (The New Yorker) Written and directed by @pigappletrevor. Shot by Christiana Lopez.

It me

You can try, but I’m assuming it’ll take you six tries to connect.

Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

This is one of the 22 victims in today’s school shooting. Xavier Lopez was just 10 years old and in 4th grade. According to his cousin, Xavier’s mom was at his awards ceremony 1-2 hours prior to the shooting, not knowing it would be the last time she’d see him.

Let that shit sink in

Reviewing the City of Portland. Portland Japanese Garden

Come through tonight, New Yorkers. Your lungs will forgive you!

Come see my show “Ethnically Ambiguous” this Saturday at 9:30pm CAVEAT. SAG-AFTRA and WGA members, your tix are on me! Just DM me if you’d like to come. See you on Sat!

Both of these shows are really great and also I’m producing this so please come. Tonight at 9:30!

One of the best comics out there. And we can hug in the crowd!

The Worldly Food Critic

TOMORROW! Featuring GL, Giovanni Colantonio, Dave Ahdoot, Chai Karve, @BriannaAMWillis, and Beah Jacobson!