It's funny how every car commerical is "Life is always taking unexpected turns. Prepare by signing a 6 year lease."

Honest question. Which cops are allowed to wear cowboy hats at work?

Legit thought two years ago that CBD was going to save us from all this

Me after I read one article about horses

Pretty cool to see a sitting President following in @MadKing1981's lead by declaring that he did not lose the Casino Battle Royale

Now that the election is over my sole focus is to become a success gambling on golf

I'm fucking ruined

When my mom sees the Pat Robertson Cameo I got her for Christmas she's going to bust a nut

Tried reading a book today. Wore my ass out

Cat keeps jumping on my keyboard. Logging into a burner account. Getting some things off its chest.

Watched the Snowden doc and movie this weekend and when you compare the two my girlfriend fell asleep during both

Yearly reminder that the post office offers cash back

Me after spending $20 on Bitcoin

Just unlocked the Dave Chappelle jumpsuit in Animal Crossing

Bought a custom baseball jersey with my name on the back. My name you ask? Dad. My number? Mother fucking one.

If King Kong and Godzilla had battled in America we would have invaded Jurassic Park

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Fresh off another sell out last week, we have a great show coming up on 7/20 with some of Chicago’s best, some returning favorites and an SNL alum. Get your tickets below! eventbrite.com/e/152901838515

Still some tickets left for tomorrow at The Lincoln Lodge. Grab them at the link below before they’re gone: eventbrite.com/e/152901838515

If I can convert a jpeg into a PDF then crop the image so that the file size is just small enough to send to my email so that someone else can print it out, well we can probably do something about guns then.