Are these Thiaw and Raphina links coming from the assumption Paul Mitchell has been working in the background prior to the announcement? #NUFC

The FA need to look at the German system for management, it’s a lot harder to get coaching badges over there as they expect more experience and learning, they have to do twice as much work to earn it. Here we hand them out like swimming certificates to ex players

Who put that comment on? 😂

Is that you Bazza?

Tell us a bit about yourself Paul?

Anybody remember this? youtu.be/MlW7T0SUH0E?si…

When you realise they are talking about the Man Utd one and not the #nufc one 😂

Are there any genuine world class players with a double barrel surname?

How does Guehi change that result today? 🤔 #NUFC

Can we please move on from this Eddie Howe/Bournemouth connection now, like some weird ex partner. It’s starting to become annoying keep comparing us to Bournemouth and using his time there as some measuring stick. It’s surely contributing to them being our bogey team #NUFC

If they sack Howe now he can just stay in Bournemouth and ease his carbon footprint #NUFC

How many people do we reckon got guehi on the back of their #NUFC shirt? There’s going to be at least 1

If Noel and Liam fall out on day 1 of the #oasis2025 tour do the other gigs become boxing matches instead? 😂

Wonder how pissed #adidas are with the new #NUFC shirt deal and having no statement signing holding up the new shirt 🤔

Surely Lacroix at 18m improves us? #NUFC

You can’t tell me 70m doesn’t bring Napoli to the table over Khavratshelia or Barcelona over Torres? #NUFC

Makes you think if #NUFC in an attempt to quell some of the negative PR around the transfer window suddenly announce a couple of Oasis gigs at St James’ Park next summer.

And that is why we’ve won fuck all since man first walked on the moon! #NUFC

Why is #fartinthewind not trending already?

You’d have thought we’d have used the last euros as an excuse to phase Harry Kane out of the England squad as we look to bed in the new blood #IREvENG