Reading again about Hitler and I am reminded of a key fact of his character and personality: he was really stupid

GOTTOGO Those Catholics have got to go

this is a real life example of someone becoming a navigator from dune

If your ceiling looks like this you don’t have to worry about Kamala’s capital gains tax

it really is incredible that in any period of history, in any part of the world, there have always been dudes getting up to some shit with the boys

My elegant solution to this urgent problem: There should only be one (1) donut — the Old Fashioned Sour Cream donut

what? no

do you believe you are capable of love even though you are from new jersey

You know a good olive oil hates to see her coming.

U-S-A 🇺🇸 U-S-A 🇺🇸 U-S-A 🇺🇸

hell yeah

Post-it notes are the stickers of adulthood

hell yeah

GAYBRAHAM LINCOLN (recently twinkless): man, I feel like John Wilkes Boothing myself HIS MAGIC TALKING HAT: that doesn’t make sense yet

We gonna hawk down tuah Electric Avenue!

I love these new conservative ideas like *squints* Maoism.

i fear this may be for a very niche audience