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How does he think it feels to live here? I don't even dare wear clothes in case I get mugged. I just wander round nude with my Oyster card jammed up my arse.

Quite something when former PM Boris Johnson - who introduced voter ID requirement - is turned away from his polling station after forgetting to bring his 🤦. Sky News

put a fried egg on my croque monsieur to make it a croque madame and now jk rowling is outside my house yelling

i dunno i beg to differ

THIRTY FIVE! 🚀 Sir Mark Cavendish. Cycling's greatest ever sprinter. #TDF2024

That one sprint on its own - its tactics, instant decisions, bike handling and timing of max speed - explains everything about how Mark Cavendish has won more Tour stages than anyone else in history

Not bad for an old bloke who's past it. Hope for us all #TdF2024

What’s Fuck Off Mogg in Latin?

Joint Paris 2024 Boxing Unit/IOC Statement olympics.com/ioc/news/joint…

Today marks the 59th anniversary of the release of 'Help!' by The Beatles, and thus we thought we'd share a little bit of how that song is part of Absolute Radio history... 🧵 In radio, *sometimes* things go wrong (Gasp! No, surely not!)...

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Massive away win for the little fella.

Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

That’s one of the most aesthetically pleasing headers you’ll see for many a year.