masters? no. i want to sit in my room for 3 years and only read and talk to no one. and build a steeple of books so high they fall on me one day and kill me.

"do you like using twitter?" does sisyphus like his boulder

Fluffiest pickleball ever (Northern Saw-whet Owl)

BREAKING: THE STATE OF NORTH DAKOTA HAS PROPOSED A STORM CHASING PERMIT: LEGISLATION TEXT BELOW

The Sisley Black Rose Cream Mask is the only thing that has actually worked for my dry skin exacerbated by central heating, even better than Vaseline (which made me break out anyways).

Person: *seeks advice for a glaringly obvious skin concerns* r/SkincareAddicts: "OMG YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL YOUR SKIN IS AMAZING THAT'S JUST NORMAL SKIN"

this one is so niche you might actually have to ask a birder to explain it

Just thought of this

Swans

New 23andme update: Everyone is Slovenian, Swedish, or Mesopotamian. If you're from South America with no connection to North America besides potential shared Spanish ancestry, you're also North American.

It is (ostensibly) to help save the Spotted Owl which shares a niche and looks almost identical to the Barred Owl but it does nothing to address the underlying cause: habitat loss caused by logging old growth forest

someone with this pfp just liked my tweet

A peek inside the woodcock basket, the most exclusive boite in town. Must be bright, alert and responsive to enter. Also must be an American woodcock! Here, our jittery recovering window-collisions patients can forage for earthworms in seclusion. Twice a day they receive rehab