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Lance Armstrong.

You know when you say Liverpool's league title was a Covid title... It translates to I'm thick and don't actually know when covid started... This was the league table when covid STARTED... Liverpool had 9 games left...

29 years 32 days 3 hours 57 minutes and 34 seconds.

29 years 40 days 3 hours 58 minutes and 56 seconds.

Mo Salah has more goals for #LFC at Old Trafford (10) than Antony (7), Alejandro Garnacho (7), Rasmus Højlund (7), Edinson Cavani (7), Jadon Sancho (6), Memphis Depay (4) and Alexis Sánchez (3) have there for Man Utd.

Can’t wait til they announce Salahs new contract

Said it since day 1. Crap.

Suarez embarrassed Collins a few times that day 😂

Pitch invaded an equaliser that seen their rivals go 7 clear, half the reason they haven’t won a dime in 30 years, till the end liverpool👍🏼

The first ever player to score at Everton’s new stadium was a Liverpool fan… He celebrated by reminding the Everton fans of the 6 Champions league trophies Liverpool have won😂😂😂

There’s something poetic about Manchester United fans getting out of their seats in the pub to cheer a Manchester City goal only to find that it’s been disallowed for offside. Up the reds.

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Scousers are a mad lot. Moaning about people who go the games who aren’t scouse 😂! Anfield would be at 50% capacity without people from outside Liverpool

🎉 🎉 🥳 Happy 30th Blues 🎉🥳🎉🥳

Liverpool have agreed a £116m deal with Bayer Leverkusen to sign Florian Wirtz. Guaranteed sum of £100m with the rest in add-ons. Germany international will become the most expensive player of all time at Anfield.

Hey, Grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

The Amorim Premier League points versus games ratio is back level at 31. Impressive.

DO NOT SACK HIM HE HAS SO MUCH TO OFFER THE LEAGUE Manchester United