dear god pls let mike tyson bite jake paul's ear off 🙏

Fine, I caved and got set up on the sky app. Find me @ dats-moy.bsky.social

I have never once cared what this man thinks about anything and that remains true.

They didn’t spend all of their media buys on virulently anti-trans ads because trans people were driving up the price of eggs.

I’m sure there’s absolutely no way that this could end badly.

Do all the girls!

let's talk about how assless chaps should fit 🧵

I hate every single one of you that’s watching this fight. Stop encouraging Netflix to waste our money.

Jake Paul finding his next opponent 🥊👨🏼‍🦳 #PaulTyson #TysonPaul

I know this will be hard for republican senators to understand, but I’m not interested in what they do in private.

Dems should probably stop listening to the podcast bros.

Staying up past 9pm? Do I look like some kind of teenager?

The people who don’t want non-white people to have rights would *definitely* have voted for the guy who might want non-white people to have healthcare. Makes sense.

It worked for him last time.

Babies should have top hats. Babies should have monocles. Babies should have accessories that make them look dignified!!!

It has never been watchable.

You can always count on the DC media to be on top of the important stories.

And it will not make one bit of difference to them.