Judge: "I find you not guilty" Me: "Thanks I won't do it again" My lawyer:

Don’t sell like you need money. Sell like they need your help.

So glad we moved from discussing IPOB to discussing education, tech , gas, infrastructure in the southeast.

me every night enjoying my fake scenarios before sleeping

He has every right to be the villain.

“In a society where everyone is guilty, the only crime is getting caught.” - George Orwell

“The wise man does immediately what the fool does eventually.” - Machiavelli

Igbo man on F1 🔥🙏🏾 One skill i never saw happening. Wow

it’s funny how this is just pidgin for “i’m just a girl” 🤭

Are you photogenic or videogenic ??

The best of Matheus Cunha at Manchester United so far 🕺

GOD

The line between wisdom and foolishness then becomes time of execution

Daily 2-10 odds on instagram.com/mrbanks.tips?i… All free

Me as a waiter when I tell a client to enjoy their meal and they respond with “you too”

Under the lights from Friday night 📸

Our bond is real. 🫶

We made it. Newcastle 📍

When I’m hiding in the closet and her man says “The doctor said whoever I’ve been with should get tested too”.

Hiiiiiii