Scale of 1-5 how uncool is it to like your own tweets?

Chatting with one those instantly hit it off matches. He's kind of a "sweet-texter" so I'm skeptical🧐but enjoying how he makes me smile. If he doesn't ask to talk in a few days, I predict it'll be a dud like others like him. #datingmeisfun #datingskepticism

When your date leaves you at the table for a 15-min phone call, be ready to call him out on #baddatingetiquette - really, ladies, that is rude and we shouldn't tolerate it - walk out the door next time!

When you watch your date slurp refried beans from his fingers, it's just not something you can recover from. #gross #abandonship

When you almost say to your date, "oh, you are growing a tail" but then realize he cuts his own hair and missed a giant section on the back of his head #hmmm #notsexy

When your date whips out a toothpick and, not so conspicuously, gets food out of his teeth in front of you...

Sorry, I've been on hiatus. But got some new content 😈 Missed you guys.

Me: I just finished yoga Hinge guy: I'd like to do yoga on you

Hinge guy: show me you in your yoga pants. do you look good in them? Me: you first

Come on #SouthwestAirlines this is ridiculous. A 2+hour delay for a 1-hour flight? #delays #frustrated

Me: hi ;) Bumble guy: it's cloudy, perfect day for cuddling Me: :-) Bumble guy: I'll give you a nice massage if you were here ... if you wear something cute for me Me: (unmatch) #creep

I spaced out while kissing my date. #thatwasweird #onlinedating #nochemistryno2nddate

Repeatedly sucking refried beans off his fingers was not sexy #FirstDates #avoidthenachos #alittletraumatized

Matched with a guy - then noticed he's the owner of a Tantric Massage Business 🤣🤣🤣 #nothanks

Here's a tip for all you daters: chapstick.

Chatting with a fully bearded man who said he wanted to have kids...then I noticed his pronoun is "they/their". I had to look it up.

Great first date. Talked a few days later...he urinated in his yard while on video chat with me, then confused me with another woman he is dating. Pig. 🐽

Last 3 dates, men have had bad breath. I could smell one guy's breath from across the table. End of night kiss? No thanks. Look up "old man breath". It's a thing. #mouthwash #datinginyour40s