I don’t ask for much either Mark, but an up to date profile would be good…it’s 2022 now 🙄 #onlinedating #onlinedatingsucks #bumble #bumblefail

Robobunny is by far my favourite singer this series. Who is under that mask?! I have absolutely NO idea but they are great whoever they are🤷‍♀️ #MaskedSingerUK

Ordering a £14.50 beauty box and paying the grand total of £1.75 makes this Tuesday evening a little brighter. It’s the small things

This right here is why I fucking hate dating apps. Keyboard warriors like this idiot are a disgrace. Report, Block, Delete #OnlineDating #OnlineDatingSucks #POFFail

Seriously Charlie. Do you think mentioning the size of your cock in your 3rd message to me is going to make a difference?! Absolutely not. Now, off you pop 👋 #OnlineDating #OnlineDatingSucks #MatchFail #BoreOff #QualityOverQuantity

Reason #5236 for swiping left on #Tinder Don’t be a Mike 🤢 #OnlineDatingSucks #TinderFail #DickPicProfilePic

I can’t even with the worlds most boring conversation 🥱 #OnlineDatingSucks #HingeFail

Jesus Christ John… #onlinedatingsucks #onlinedating #matchfail #match

I appreciate the imagination that’s gone in to this profile #onlinedating #onlinedatingsucks #pof

If you’re in Thailand why are you in my #Tinder in July?! Update your profile if you’re going to swipe in other countries. As for the rest of your profile…you do you #TinderFail #OnlineDatingSucks

Yes, I know I’ve been on here a while. Thanks for the judgement, now move along 👋 #OnlineDating #POFFail #OnlineDatingSucks

Rearranging uteruses, married men from UAE and profiles which haven’t been updated since 2020. These right here are classic examples of why #OnlineDatingSucks

Good chat Jack. Thanks. #onlinedatingsucks #bumblefail #bumble #whatisthepoint

Oh Jack…was my one message too much for you 🤦‍♀️ #onlinedatingsucks #thisisridiculous #nothingbutdisappointment

Bloody cost of living. Not only does my energy provider want to increase my electricity direct debit by £48 (electricity only!) but the car insurance renewal wants and extra £12 too. Eh, no, I’d like to eat occasionally during the month 🤬 Thanks

Making the Cut Season 3 on Prome Mrs Mop 🐾 ? I’m on it 👍

Adulting on this Friday evening. 1. order Weighted Blanket ✅ 2. Order new phone ✅ Can’t decide if I’m more excited about the blanket or the iPhone 14 Pro in Deep Purple 😆 #AdultingAtItsBest #PresentsToMyself #PassedUniWithDistinction

Rhino’s costume is fantastic! Can’t wait to hear him sing 🎤 #MaskedSinger

So bloody excited to find out who my 2 favourite Masked Singers ever are…hurry up adverts #MaskedSingerUK

YYYAAAASSSSSS well deserved Rhino, you’ve been absolutely fantastic 🏆 #MaskedSingerUK