#Jokes:Q: What did God say after he created man? A: I can do better than this! And then he created #woman!!!.

#Jokes:Why do #women not offer sex all the time? Because there's no pay involved.

Over time girl's mature into socially adept adults. The only fear they have is approaching #men for children. Sex is one thing.

#Jokes:Whats does your wife and a condom have in common? They both spend 99% of their time in your wallet

#Joke:Q: What do #men have in common with ceramic tiles? A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

#Jokes:Q: What are two reasons why #men don't mind their own business? A: i) no mind ii) no business

#Joke:A #blonde, a brunette, and a redhead just bought a car. Which one drives it first? None, they're all in the kitchen.

#Joke:What's the difference between our appreciation of #men, and #women? There's actually a demand for the #women.

#Jokes:Q: Why can't #blondes put in light bulbs? A: Keep breakin em' with hammers.

#Jokes:Why does a man like to see two #women kiss each other? Two less mouths that are not talking.

#Jokes:Q: What is the difference between #men and puppies? A: Puppies grow up.

#Jokes:Q: What do you call a blond behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag.

God, why did u make #woman so beautiful? God says: So u would love her. But God, why did u make her so dumb? God says So she would love u.

#Joke:Q: How did the #blonde try to kill the bird? A: Threw it off a cliff.

#Jokes:What is the difference between a battery and a #woman? A battery has a positive side.

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Why don't #women talk to other customers at restaurants? Because #men aren't #women, dumb ass, they ugly pieces of ****.

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