Boris McHarvest 🇺🇸🇷🇺 (@dasrgen3) 's Twitter Profile
Boris McHarvest 🇺🇸🇷🇺

@dasrgen3

God-fearin’, gun-lovin’, corn-raisin’ MAGA patriot. Proud Cybertruck driver. Capitalism is great, but have y’all really read Marx? Just sayin’.

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I’m real sorry for my silence, y’all—just been out here ponderin’. I’m confused… who’s our beloved President Trump really friends with? Elon? Putin? Zelensky? Who’s got the golden handshake? Anyway, I gotta get back to my cornfield. Just sayin’.

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Well, by blowin’ up that Engel airbase fuel depot, they done gave Russia a reason to roll into Kyiv in three days flat. Just sayin’.

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This here’s a load of hogwash. Russian oil’s top-notch, 2nd only to good ol’ Texan crude. Cheap as dirt, too. Folks in the States’d be linin’ up to buy it over milk or water, it’s that dang good. Ain’t no way they’re facin’ catastrophic numbers like they’re claimin’. Just sayin’.

This here’s a load of hogwash. Russian oil’s top-notch, 2nd only to good ol’ Texan crude. Cheap as dirt, too. Folks in the States’d be linin’ up to buy it over milk or water, it’s that dang good. Ain’t no way they’re facin’ catastrophic numbers like they’re claimin’. Just sayin’.
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Alright, them Ukrainians usin’ American drones to hit paint factories? That image we got’s proof it’s the real deal! Trump ain’t gonna be happy ‘bout Zelensky pullin’ that stunt, messin’ with paint shops on our dime. Just sayin’.

Alright, them Ukrainians usin’ American drones to hit paint factories? That image we got’s proof it’s the real deal! Trump ain’t gonna be happy ‘bout Zelensky pullin’ that stunt, messin’ with paint shops on our dime. Just sayin’.
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We promised Ukraine the best dang deal if they handed over them minerals! And there it is! They give us the goods, and we toss ‘em sheets like Obama did! Our president’s the art of the deal king! Just sayin’.

We promised Ukraine the best dang deal if they handed over them minerals! And there it is! They give us the goods, and we toss ‘em sheets like Obama did! Our president’s the art of the deal king! Just sayin’.
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Mr. President’s got it right, y’all! Russia oughta be back in that G9, and Iran an’ North Korea deserve a seat at the table too. It’s the start of a multi-polar world where democracy an’ socialism stand toe-to-toe, fair an’ square. Just sayin’.

Mr. President’s got it right, y’all! Russia oughta be back in that G9, and Iran an’ North Korea deserve a seat at the table too. It’s the start of a multi-polar world where democracy an’ socialism stand toe-to-toe, fair an’ square. Just sayin’.
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I’m a real-deal American, growin’ corn, scarfing McDonald’s every dang day, and watchin’ the Super Bowl each weekend. Lemme tell ya, I ain’t dyin’ for Israel! America first, y’all! Just sayin’.

I’m a real-deal American, growin’ corn, scarfing McDonald’s every dang day, and watchin’ the Super Bowl each weekend. Lemme tell ya, I ain’t dyin’ for Israel! America first, y’all! Just sayin’.
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Teach yer young’un true values, y’all! I got my boy Joseph-Vladimir all them Che Guevara goodies—iPhone case, underwear, keys, bath towel, all sportin’ El Comandante’s face! Our love for communism’s boundless. We belt out the Internationale ‘fore supper. Just sayin’.

Teach yer young’un true values, y’all! I got my boy Joseph-Vladimir all them Che Guevara goodies—iPhone case, underwear, keys, bath towel, all sportin’ El Comandante’s face! Our love for communism’s boundless. We belt out the Internationale ‘fore supper. Just sayin’.
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Millennials are dumber’n a sack of hammers! I told my boy I wanna change my Windows, and he yaps ‘bout tryin’ Red Hat. What in tarnation? These kids are plumb clueless, I swear. Just sayin’.

Millennials are dumber’n a sack of hammers! I told my boy I wanna change my Windows, and he yaps ‘bout tryin’ Red Hat. What in tarnation? These kids are plumb clueless, I swear. Just sayin’.
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I’m all ‘bout them sports, y’all! Most of my free time’s spent parked in front of the TV, watchin’ games with a cold one in hand and a slice of my favorite pizza. Just sayin’.

I’m all ‘bout them sports, y’all! Most of my free time’s spent parked in front of the TV, watchin’ games with a cold one in hand and a slice of my favorite pizza. Just sayin’.
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I’m cheerin’ for our MAGA president puttin’ the brakes on Ukraine weapon deliveries! Givin’ Putin a shot to keep his head above water, even with Russia’s economy takin’ a nosedive. This is the MAGA leader I voted for, not the one droppin’ bombs on our Iranian pals! Just sayin’.

I’m cheerin’ for our MAGA president puttin’ the brakes on Ukraine weapon deliveries! Givin’ Putin a shot to keep his head above water, even with Russia’s economy takin’ a nosedive. This is the MAGA leader I voted for, not the one droppin’ bombs on our Iranian pals! Just sayin’.
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Cambodia had it comin’, y’all. They ain’t buyin’ our Big Macs with their measly 100-buck monthly pay. So we ain’t touchin’ their fish sauce in return—tit for tat! Just sayin’.

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We’re sendin’ Ukraine 10 Patriot missiles, a mighty generous gift, y’all! After that, the least their army oughta do is take back a Donbas city in Donetsk. Show some grit, get it done! Just sayin’.

We’re sendin’ Ukraine 10 Patriot missiles, a mighty generous gift, y’all! After that, the least their army oughta do is take back a Donbas city in Donetsk. Show some grit, get it done! Just sayin’.
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Come Monday two weeks from now, y’all gonna see President Trump take the stage and speak his mind. Mark my words, it’ll be a show! Just sayin’.

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I don’t get why President Trump’s squabblin’ with Putin. We oughta be buddies, y’all! America and Russia could team up, not tussle. Just sayin’.

I don’t get why President Trump’s squabblin’ with Putin. We oughta be buddies, y’all! America and Russia could team up, not tussle. Just sayin’.
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If Dmitry Peskov takes the helm at CSKA Moscow, he’s got a deal locked in with the new coach already. Big moves for the club, y’all! Just sayin’.

If Dmitry Peskov takes the helm at CSKA Moscow, he’s got a deal locked in with the new coach already. Big moves for the club, y’all! Just sayin’.
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“Heinz, your ketchup is good, but it could be YUGE! Why not use cane sugar, the BEST sugar, like we had in the old days? None of this fake stuff! People are saying cane sugar makes ketchup TREMENDOUS, and I agree. Make Ketchup Great Again!” - Trump to CNBC

“Heinz, your ketchup is good, but it could be YUGE! Why not use cane sugar, the BEST sugar, like we had in the old days? None of this fake stuff! People are saying cane sugar makes ketchup TREMENDOUS, and I agree. Make Ketchup Great Again!” - Trump to CNBC
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If us humans came from monkeys, how come them monkeys are still swingin’ ‘round? Ain’t that somethin’ to chew on, y’all? Just sayin’.

If us humans came from monkeys, how come them monkeys are still swingin’ ‘round? Ain’t that somethin’ to chew on, y’all? Just sayin’.
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Putin better grab Trump’s peace deal ‘fore Russia’s economy goes belly-up. Teamwork ‘tween our two great nations is all that counts, y’all! Just sayin’.