So unauza haga ama air fryer?

Ni kama nimerogwa nini sikuli bet bana.

According to your work so you get paid.

Kutembea na msichana hana matako tao ukuwa safari mrefu ata kuliko ya kuenda canaan

Backshots while she's doing laundry would heal me.

Ngozi kukatika kwa mrija, after some days kakakuwa kakidonda sa every time nambao kana stretch kukatika. Painful nilikua nachukia kumbao ajaab, but it did not last. Yaani nilikua nyege hadi nilienda tu direct kama nimeanza kudinya dem hata bila kum romance, I was desperate kweli.

Luos must be the most stupid people in this country, very cheap mfs. Just the other day walikua wanasema they will never unite with Ruto and today wanasema Ruto is the way. Yeye ndio atawalead to that promised land their "god" told, stupid hypocrites!

Loosing game 6 of 20 for the honour of Diogo Jota 🕊️💔

When push comes to shove. You need brothers before you need a woman.

Nimeenda loo kudenki nikatoka hapo nikiwa njaa ajabu, sahii natetemeka tu manzee. Ikiendelea hivi naweza jipata nimeanguka chini nikizirai bana mniwekee za kabej please. 😄😭

Yaani hizi teams haziwezi hurumia Liverpool na wao ni opharns manzee.

Girl punany is our property, we don't fuck batty.

What does she normally eat, so was she starving? Kwani anakuja kwangu kukula we msichana?

Pussy and money.

If Samia Suluhu was a good woman/president, people would not be on the streets protesting. Think about that for a moment.

A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other side.

Mshwari is a scam! I can't even withdraw money from it yet I need it urgently.

Ukiwa kwa ma3 then ufike Kawangware hiyo ndio inakuanga chance yako ya kushuta manzee ju ile design hiyo mtaa inanuka kuliko panya imededi.

Anybody who is happy ju Delo ako ndani is just an idiot who thinks he's better than others, the same thing you did to Kairo sahii man is winning mumenyamaza aisee.

Love is the conquerer.