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It feels like all the crimes have been covered. This Is A Crime Show brings you totally original crime stories. Such as this week's story of a missing thumb. Plus a totally never before done crimeterview (crime interview) with D-Money of Dashing Digressions soundcloud.com/user-828238471…

So when I told my gf “I haven’t been disappointed by La La Land yet,” she thought I meant that I had already seen it and enjoyed it. Having watched it now, I can say, I called it.

I’m watching a nice slice of 80’s cheese, “The Witches.” And this line was just too good not to share. “We gotta get upstairs and see my grandma. I’m worried about her. Maybe it was the witches, maybe it’s her diabetes.”

So both @whstlertv and @rigagoon have recommended the documentary “Tickled” about the sport of Competitive Endurance Tickling. When this line from the organizers of the events shows up 4 minutes in, I know this is gonna be good:

I'm a big, big fan of the "pump the patient full of amphetamines so he can pretend to be healthy in public instead of recovering" strategy. I have no proof, but I'm sure it's a winner.

Sir how do you feel and is it like a loser.

Okay Google, play "Hoes Mad"

I don't give a single solitary shit about Biden but Trump is going to handle losing at messy bitch levels never thought possible and I'm gonna let myself enjoy that for the day

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I’m lucky enough to be one of the folks working on this project and I couldn’t have more faith in its merit.

Why’re dads so hot though? I don’t even want kids