“The messiest bitch you know is a man”

My age no longer allows me to suffer for love. So if you see me sad, it is because of lack of money.

I stand with victims always. ALWAYS.

Day 2 of eating one meal a day, I don’t have time to lose weight ethically. This is an emergency.

Happy 44th birthday to Beybey, here is a thread of her cuteness for every year(some rounded off/not accurate) 🍰🎂🍼🐣

When a victim comes forward, abusers always use the same playbook: Ignore the multiple allegations and try to destroy her credibility instead. Like clockwork.

I need to make a minimum of 10k a month by the end of the year

Really I just need 500k

People hate JLo the musician. People don’t play about JLo the actress.

I go abroad lol

my girl needed to be alone unfortunately

Cause you’re not about to come into my life at my ripe age and play with me. That boat sailed almost 10 years ago 😭

Watching this again after my frontal lobe finished developing was crazy because all these niggas SUCKED

hearing a man say “I WAS GOING TO” is such a turn off because first, you didn’t, and second, you’re lying

Every single time I see this visual I want to say something which is based on fact but people will get upset so I'll leave it alone since people seem to appreciate this image and thus are obviously reassured by it so I suppose they need to see it even if...

25-35 are crazy years. Today you want to learn coding or cybersecurity, tomorrow you’re thinking of quitting your job to learn mechanic or nail tech.

£80 for parking ticket is genuinely just egregious. I’d rather spend a couple of hours in jail.

it's our first time on earth so why are you a life coach?????