Daryl Wayne Horner (@darylhorner) 's Twitter Profile
Daryl Wayne Horner

@darylhorner

Writer/comedian/elderly sex symbol

ID: 21288764

calendar_today19-02-2009 10:41:38

5,5K Tweet

628 Followers

1,1K Following

Daryl Wayne Horner (@darylhorner) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Venn diagram of people who yelled "h*ng Mike Pence" on January 6th and the people who are angry that anyone would wish something bad on #Trump is just a tightly wound delusional circle. #rightwing #Snowflakes

Daryl Wayne Horner (@darylhorner) 's Twitter Profile Photo

That's a wrap on my great Minnesota adventure. Last day in town is Thursday. This is not a drill. Gonna go chill with my grandbabies and try to forget how bad the last year or so has been. Love, peace, chicken grease.

Daryl Wayne Horner (@darylhorner) 's Twitter Profile Photo

After a short visit that lasted nearly 26 years, tomorrow is my last full day in #Minneapolis. Where should I go one last time that I can't do After I leave? #Midwest #Minnesota #foodpoll #Tuesday

Daryl Wayne Horner (@darylhorner) 's Twitter Profile Photo

F*cking jerk looking down at their phone in a Lincoln Navigator veered in to the bike lane and almost killed me. #Thanks #Minneapolis! #Texting while driving should be a felony for real that's my KNEE!

F*cking jerk looking down at their phone in a Lincoln Navigator veered in to the bike lane and almost killed me. #Thanks #Minneapolis!  #Texting while driving should be a felony for real that's my KNEE!
Daryl Wayne Horner (@darylhorner) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Of COURSE #Twitter , #Qtards, #TrumpCult and all the rest openly attack older candidates and minority candidates and gay possible candidates. THIS is their roll model. Their #racist #Sexist #pedophile #RapistTrump #rollmodel stop pretending to be so surprised all the time

Of COURSE #Twitter , #Qtards, #TrumpCult and all the rest openly attack older candidates and minority candidates and gay possible candidates. THIS is their roll model. Their #racist #Sexist #pedophile #RapistTrump #rollmodel 
stop pretending to be so surprised all the time
Daryl Wayne Horner (@darylhorner) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I always love you, #Minneapolis. I wish you would have loved me back. I suppose it's on to someone new #TwinCities #Minneapolis

I always love you, #Minneapolis. I wish you would have loved me back. I suppose it's on to someone new #TwinCities #Minneapolis
Daryl Wayne Horner (@darylhorner) 's Twitter Profile Photo

After a long research & study I have come to the factual conclusion that of all the people at all the #Greyhound stations in the U.S, bus folks in #Indianapolis are easily the triflingest 🗑. Ya'll need God and a bath. 2 baths Wash your ass

Daryl Wayne Horner (@darylhorner) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dear Greyhound Bus Your staff in Nashville is somehow under the impression that we are escaped felons who should be screamed at to GET IN THE CAGE!!! 25+ times, threatened for being too slow on crutches and then screamed at again after boarding. Why? Explain it to me please

Daryl Wayne Horner (@darylhorner) 's Twitter Profile Photo

You want proof that #Trump and his #TrumpCult have zero friends of color? Look at how upset/surprised they are that a black woman from #Oakland can #RunTheDozens ( #Roast his dumb*ss like a boss)better than him. he has no idea what's coming for him #Kamala2024 #KamalaHasMyVote

Daryl Wayne Horner (@darylhorner) 's Twitter Profile Photo

#TrumpCult : we're here to save #America from the #Snowflakes and other countries aren't our concern! Also #TRUMP #Voters : cancel The #Olympics    and #France because we think we make THEIR RULES TOO and #MarieAntoinette is a #Trans #Jesus hating #Pedophile and we're dumb

Daryl Wayne Horner (@darylhorner) 's Twitter Profile Photo

#Montgomery #Alabama I'm calling you home for a few months. Somebody point me in the direction of some stages please and thanks! #Comedy #standupcomedy #guestset

Daryl Wayne Horner (@darylhorner) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If the #NFL ran a strip club, all of the dancers would be in wool sweaters and you'd get kicked out for looking at them. The new #OnsideKick rule is absolutely batsh*t stupid. #NoFunLeague #NFLTrainingCamp #wednesdaythought #whybother?

Daryl Wayne Horner (@darylhorner) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Here, enjoy my meme #CatsForTrump #TaylorSwift #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #HaitianImmigrants #KamalaHarris #debate #SpringfieldOhio

Here, enjoy my meme #CatsForTrump #TaylorSwift #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #HaitianImmigrants #KamalaHarris #debate #SpringfieldOhio