We got charles dickens and William Shakespeare of the 21st century bro

Getting paid the remaining $13 million of his deal to never have to communicate with Craig Breslow again. Hard to argue many have it better

Listen, I don’t think Jason Varitek, the coach, provided much to this team, but also, he’s dedicated almost his entire adult life to this franchise, so I imagine this hurts.

Does anyone have Alex Cora’s phone number

for a dry ass phone I be on it a lot.

I love being lied to, don’t know about you guys

when she tells you she hasn’t shaved but fortnite taught you the bush was legendary for a reason

I brought my presence to game 3 as well, nother dub

I always sen the same message to girls on hinge, if it plays, it plays

how about 5.5 inches and normal. How about employed at an unimpressive job. how about mediocre finances and a complicated relationship with family.

The front office believed in David Hamilton despite trading him to the Brewers. When he returned to Fenway in April and played well, the FO began to question the coaching staff’s developmental process with young guys: "Why do a lot of players go to other places and get better?

Marcelo saw Cora get fired and immediately remembered that this time last year he was a top 10 prospect in the sport

We got kip from napoleon dynamite out here bro

Cannot stop thinking about the guy who broke up with her because her tits were too big and she wanted to fuck all the time.

Boston, we will miss you. Gracias for making us part of you. #RedSoxNation, you are the ❤️ of that team, keep believing, you really care and that’s what pushes everyone in the Red Sox to give it all day in and day out. With respect and love AC

NESN Broadcast- “None of them against the Red SOX SOX SOX SOX SOX SOX SOX SOX”