how early is too early for me to start calling my new boss Big Shoots

looks like a little bitch to me

you guys ever just get so excited about all your new favourite songs that you haven’t even heard yet

nothing gets my rocks off like someone telling me i asked a good question

nephews from small town sask just compared the u of w to the disney castle

convincing my neighbours they’re in a simulation by wearing the same thing on a walk two days in a row

wiz khalifa looks great

🫡

ladies. the met gala has stairs like every year

made it 70 days

hiiii just saw a super creepy video of a man hiding in a women’s campground bathroom 🙃🙃 be safe this summer my friends and remember standard oven cleaner is corrosive and will fit in your toiletries bag ! 🥰

I FUCKING LOVE CHARLIES ANGELS

big slump energy

fuck light soya sauce

my cat smells like a bacon n egger

honestly i have probably licked every jar in my fridge

bad day to be a jar of pickles

I'm sprung

pour one out