I am a certified ball knower in gas station water bottle selection

Drake throws steady bangers

Fartsmella_02 is the goat

It’s so hot my costas fog up when I walk outside

Atlanta ball knowledge

European style

Bro got his weenie out

Man fuck chipotle workers

Whoever invented pay to park. Fuck you

Chat gpt needs a private browser mode. I can’t have all the boys on my premium account be seeing the outrageous questions I ask

Today at work I’m gonna be doing a whole bunch of this and a whole bunch of that

You can’t trust someone who is public on instagram. Especially if it’s a dude

Gas station pickles are a highkey diabolical move but I respect it

“It’s crazy we came from a nutsack and are in this world and are just driving around” “I mean someone that came from a nutsack just built that building”

God gives his hardest battles to his toughest warriors: trying to not eat all the chick fil a fries before I get home

Blankets are so goated

Can’t wait to old and just do random shit

Just bought a watermelon without slapping it. I might be doomed