Join the Dark Side, we give everyone lightsabers for Christmas.

Dear girls, Please don't dress as Miley Cyrus this Halloween. Sincerely, Everyone

Relationships are like lightsabers, they are a lot of fun, but if you're not careful, they can really hurt you.

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If you both love Star Wars, it was meant to be.

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Pretending flashlights are lightsabers doesn't make you a nerd, it makes you awesome.

@(*_*)@ Princess Leia

I lost all my limbs, I was horribly burned, my wife died and I still brought balance to the Force. What's your excuse?

Relationship Status: Watching Star Wars

Darth Maul smiles more than Kristen Stewart.

That awkward moment when you make a Star Wars reference in a conversation and the other person doesn't get it.

Never underestimate the power of stupidity.

Join the Dark Side, we have free beer.

I typed this using the Force

Siri would be so much cooler if she had my voice.

The Force is weak with people who don't know the difference between your and you're.

Never give up, unless you lose your arms and legs and get burned by lava.

? Light Side. ? Dark Side. ? It's complicated.

Just think, someday we'll have a president who grew up watching Star Wars.