A little known fact about Danny Welbeck... his Grandad was a bomb disposal expert called Stan. #ENGBEL

Those of you signing and RTing this I can’t thank you enough. The @bntva and fleetstreetfox have campaigned long and hard for this, your help means veterans and their families know they’ve not been forgotten petition.parliament.uk/petitions/2201…

This is what a Hungarian beer voucher looks like. A bargain!

Remembering my Great Grandfather, William Membury, 1st Battalion, Dorset Regiment. #RemembranceDay

Where names come from...

He's set off early this year...

Remember a pub is for life not just for Christmas.

The exact moment he realised he was going to the vet.

To help me decide whether to go to work or not today, I have completed my Risk Assessment.

Has anyone lost a trampoline? #StormEunice

Things that you can only say at Christmas time. “Smother the butter all over the breasts”

My mate is not having turkey this year, he’s having Babybels. I asked, “Why?” He said, “Because Christmas is all about the baby cheeses”.

We were so poor in our house when we were young. On Christmas morning, if you didn’t wake up with a hard-on, you had nothing to play with.

TOP TIP. For an extra-long Christmas kiss, swap your girlfriend's Lipsyl for a Pritt stick.

Good girls deserve Lurpak.

Advisors are warning anyone travelling in icy weather should take a shovel, hi-vis jacket, blanket, petrol can & jump leads. Although I looked a right twat on the bus this morning.

When you lie on your CV, but get the job anyway.

Ideal weather for a spot of beer gardening.

What an excellent day for a spot of beer gardening.