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Darth Meerkat

@darthmeerkat

Lord of useless trivia, cheese magnet, padawan twat, escalator stuntman, beer gardener and MILF.

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Those of you signing and RTing this I can’t thank you enough. The @bntva and fleetstreetfox have campaigned long and hard for this, your help means veterans and their families know they’ve not been forgotten petition.parliament.uk/petitions/2201…

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My mate is not having turkey this year, he’s having Babybels. I asked, “Why?” He said, “Because Christmas is all about the baby cheeses”.

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We were so poor in our house when we were young. On Christmas morning, if you didn’t wake up with a hard-on, you had nothing to play with.

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Advisors are warning anyone travelling in icy weather should take a shovel, hi-vis jacket, blanket, petrol can & jump leads. Although I looked a right twat on the bus this morning.