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Darth Deceit

@darthdeceit

ORIGINAL CHARACTER [#TNEmpire #ServeTNE] Hidden. Home planet: Nexdis. [#SWRP #SWroleplay #MVRP #StarWarsRP Enjoy!]

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I'm so bored that I am guessing someone's age and turning it into some trivia like "How much do you know about the year you were born?!" #FML

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My friend just called me and said, "Hey I trust you so much that I'll ive you my iPhone password!" Me:"Okay bro." Him:"It's 6669. But you can just tell Siri 'SatanSex' and she'll unlock it." I thought the call was a matter of trust, but its actully a matter of mental sanity.

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>See my neighbors dog >go to pet it >growls but trots over, realizes its me >german shephard trotting towards me but idc >i hold out my hand for him to sniff >the bitch latches his jaw on my hand >cops arrest me >the police dog smelled weed >but had a smelling problem

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turns out he could barely smell and thats why he was off duty for a walk but the policeman let him roam for some reason my neighbors took him to france with them. NaTS

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Kiwi birds flew about as Piran Ha pondered smashing his 8/10 washing machine. What would the kid look like? The Maytag man? The Muffin man? The Michellin man?//mfw I'm 90% sure i spelt that wrong

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Am I the only one that still calls : "dot dot" while I'm typing? #showerthoughts Weird World #AmITheOnlyOne #funny #random #typing #helpme #mindblown #woah

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Saw TLJ for the first time 2day. I fell asleep on the first showing. I rate 10/10. Best Star Wars since ESB. LOVED it 1000000%

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Am I the only person who clicked on the trend Jesse James expecting the famous outlaw? #SuperBowl #PepsiHalftime #JesseJames #NFL #trending