A memorial for Darryl Ohrt will take place in Brooklyn, NYC on Saturday, July 21st. Please visit darrylfest2018.com for details and to RSVP.

Did the orange pumpkin man start tweeting about "the war on Christmas" yet?

Please ignore the maple syrup murder scene in the kitchen.

Tried to explain the uptightness and judginess that is Connecticut to a west coaster. Was like describing another planet.

Also, just spelled "Connecticut" long form, without a worry about character count.

Doing laundry if you need anything washed.

Saw the new CB2 catalog. I think I appreciate the sets more than I appreciate the product. <3 space more than I <3 things.

When people properly use a traffic circle, it gives me a sliver of hope for humanity.

Just a reminder of what normal looks like. x.com/jmitchem/statu…

What I learned about my brain when I go to far away places: medium.com/i-m-a-vagabond…

Made a fruit smoothie/painted our kitchen purple.

I wish that Airbnb didn't include RV's, campers and tents under their "entire home" category.

What is Oprah’s position on drone strikes in Pakistan? On supporting the Saudi war in Yemen? On cap and trade? Single-payer? Tax reform? interc.pt/2qGHdAy

Why are candy cane wrappers so hard.

Sexy saxophone is never sexy really.

I'm liking ALGUIEN a lot more lately.

Californians drive their cars as if they're snowboarding across the freeway. No signals, no lanes. Just gliiiide.

Kindness wins. Evacuated from our home & new to the area w/o friends who could watch our dog. Joe Ridley-Tree CC, now part of Sutter Health insisted on watching Mr. Brown so we could keep our appt. He left the office so we could see our doc. #montecito #CAstorm #Montecitostrong #mudslides The Ellen Show

Convinced that protein bar makers have harnessed the energy of black holes and dark matter to create the densest food on earth.

Would like to use the word "dollop" more frequently.