I didn’t choose to be Black. I just got lucky.

Nobody warned me that I'd genuinely spend my 20s losing respect for practically everyone I've ever known

TF IS WE?

“Ohhhh you Pushing 30” chillin in my bed fuck niggas, yeahhhh go to war 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Niggas scared to smoke weed in the car but Gucci a bitch. lol

only real niggas watched this

This probably how LeBron’s pod crash landed in Akron Ohio on Dec 30th, 1984 in Gloria’s backyard

bro did NOT develop LeBron 😭

Typa shit cartoon characters do when they’re late for school

Me asking her a simple question

Divorcing Ayesha😂

Mixed kids white side be randomly flaring up out outta nowhere like dude from Split

Walk as quietly as I can toward the couch and sit next to her. Lean in and softly whisper, “What’s your plan for dinner?”

She 16x all NBA ?

This is crazy 😂😂😂

Me in 15 years at my sons 9th birthday party after the Sky Zone employee kicks me out of the dodgeball game for hitting too many kids in the head

Going to see Kobe and shaq live for like $57

lol this is so lame. Idc

So Gloria James is basically the best person to ever get pregnant ?