My last 4 purchases - batteries - baking soda - oil - medium papa johns pizza Am I cooking?

Hello? Is this thing on? We’re baaaaaaaack. #wallpapertuesday

Silver linings playbook, Feck me what a flick

Who claimed my boy Chuck. Let that man be free

Sorry babe, can’t talk rn. too busy watching VartanFresh mukbang some easy street burgers rn

Two RNs in the same tweet

Climbed atop that peak many a time! Fondly recall ‘93 when I snuck up there during tornado season. Completely lost my pants!!

Normalize doing things that are uncool

Carrying around seeds in your pocket from different plants

Green & gold days are on the horizon 🌱 📸: oliveraadrian // 📍 Scotts Bluff National Monument

Will this finally be the year Owen Rutledge rises to the occasion and captures that elusive state title from the top shelf?

Whole campus is asking me where I got my haircut so they “know where to not go”

Italian women suck. America owned ur asses in WW2/y’all don’t have canes

Tried to go to jazz cafe and they put a hood over my head and started fondling my upper chest while forcing me to listen to Boy Genius. Not the night I envisioned #thursdayvibes

Darrell Piper

Wow. Western Nebraska. You can’t beat it

So I can put Vaseline in my armpits and it’ll last all day, but when I put it on my lips I have to reapply every 15 minutes?? Yeah, ok….

For the bachelor party we’re going urban exploring and playing D&D