we are on our way home from the pumpkin patch. and i got to pick out my very own. it is every pumpkin’s first halloween. so remember to make it special

Imagine telling someone 1 year ago that they wouldn't be allowed to work without a covid passport. They would say it's a crazy conspiracy theory that would never happen. That's reality in Italy now.

In-N-Out's response to being shut down by San Francisco: “We refuse to become the vaccination police for any government. We fiercely disagree with any government dictate that forces a private company to discriminate against customers who choose to patronize their business.”

Unvaccinated people are more likely to lose their livelihoods than lose their lives due to Covid-19.

For my dearest daughter AVRI’s 7th bday I gave the kids what they want. Which is clearly mob violence.

THE HUMAN JUST GRABBED THEIR KEYS. AND MY LEASH. THEY ARE PUTTING ON. THEIR OUTSIDE FEET. I DO BELIEVE. IT IS ADVENTURE TIME

Please buy my perfume, so I can buy Twitter

if you leave the room i’m in. i will always follow you to the next one. whatever this adventure is. you don’t have to do it alone

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13 Billion Dead After Trump Unbanned From Twitter babylonbee.com/news/13-billio…

Well at least Jacksonville won today.

Damar Hamlin giving love to his mom before the game: